1. It was so hot outside today that when I got back from my run, I bent down to get a can of Diet Coke from the fridge, and sweat dripped off my face and onto the floor. It landed with a "Splat!" sound. I made a puddle. On the kitchen floor. Gross.
2. I'm going to VEGAS on Saturday! Soooo excited! Plus my bro is driving up from Arizona and staying with his friends who are locals, so I'll get to see them all. I CANNOT WAIT.
Me and the bro in Vegas last year:
(Everyone thinks we're twins... can you see why???)
3. Tonight before the Bears game, I watched the episode of The Office where Michael gives his deposition... and it cracks me up every single time.
Best line is from Kelly: "Were your parents first cousins who were also bad at ping pong?"