2. Tentatively, my goal for 2014 is to cross off 6 more states (then I'll be halfway done). I'm leaning towards these..
- New Hampshire
If you have raced in any of these states and have suggestions, or you just want to come with me, let me know!
3. Whenever I tweet actual emails from my job, I get responses that are like, "you should write a book or something." Well, internet, be careful what you wish for. I am working on such a book now. It's fictional-but-not-fictional, a look at a typical IT person at a Major Drugstore Chain. Stay tuned.
4. Speaking of work, here is my Job Quit Fantasy. It's similar to those revenge fantasies we all have - you know, how you want to show up at your high school reunion thin and hot, on the arm of Ben Affleck, and see that your nemesis is fat and gross and married to someone who looks like her dad. (Okay, FINE, maybe it's only me.)
But yes, back to the main point - the Job Quit Fantasy. In mine, I answer all remaining emails to vendors with "Figure it out your fucking self," then tap dance my way out of the office, singing "Take this Job and Shove It" at the top of my lungs.
Don't judge me. I actually know how to tap dance.
5. 13 more work days until I leave for Las Vegas. I can do this...